NEW VIDEO! Dow Jonez BFG -"Con-Ed" (Official Video Directed by @Jaisonbourne3)

NEW SONG!! "CON-ED"

LISTEN AND DOWNLOAD MY LEAD SINGLE OFF OF #INMYOWNWORLD, ITS CALLED "CON-ED". ONCE THIS HITS 1000 PLAYS THEN I WILL OFFICIALLY DROP THE VIDEO. =D

FUNNIES: 50 CENT ENDORSES THUGGIES!!

THE BLANKET WITH SLEEVES NOW HAS A THUG COUNTERPART! POW! LMFAO!

BREAKING NEWS: T.I. UPDATE!

According to a well-placed source, rapper T.I., who is serving a 12 month and a day bid on gun possession charges, will be released to an Atlanta halfway house to serve out the remainder of his sentence after the New Year.

This is good news to the legions of fans of the wordsmith widely considered the best rapper of his generation.
T.I. is expected to be released to the halfway house before his scheduled May 26 release date — maybe in February or March 2010. Unlike the strict prison rules that T.I. must now adhere to, the halfway house rules will be more relaxed.
T.I. will most likely be allowed to leave the halfway house during the day to work at his Grand Hustle offices or even to marry his sweetheart Tameka “Tiny” Cottle!
Meanwhile, T.I.’s clothing line AKOO is doing big business. The Fall/Winter Collection is selling out in major retail outlets.
-Forbezdvd.com

ILL TUNES: Drop The World Lil' Wayne Feat. Eminem

I have'nt been too fond of Lil' Wayne lately. I feel like he says a bunch of nonsense and his songs lack real substance, (aside from his Forver verse). I was browsing the net and i came across this song featuring Eminem thats rumored to appear on his next effort entitled "The Rebirth" This shit is fukin sick ughk. Tired of yappin, listen yourself.

Funnies: Leaked Tiger Wood Sextape

Leaked Tiger Woods Mistress Sex Tape (NSFW)

OH NO, HE BLEW IT!! A DISAPPOINTING FINISH FOR MR WOODS, HE CANT BE HAPPY WITH HOW THAT ENDED! LMFAO

One Game Tiger's Stroke Can't Fix, SMFH

 

TIGER'S MISTRESS COUNT IS UP TO 9, DAMN KOBE ONLY HAD TO DEAL WITH ONE, AND THAT WAS ONE NIGHT.

GOOD Music: My homebro Klassik killin it.

I find this too be a very ill mixtape, bangin beats, ill hooks and nice lyrics can win any sucker over, so i guess he got you suckers! (No offense, i mean that in the nicest way possible). check it out. My personal favorites are "Awesome" in which I am featured on. "Spaceship" Feat. Young P, and "Dying"

Download Mixtape | Free Mixtapes Provided by DatPiff.com

Funnies: NBA Where game winning itchy balls happen.

I was browsing around on youtube and someone managed to find the funniest clip inside of footage of Kobe's gamewinning three last friday against the Heat, WHERE ITCHY BALLS HAPPEN. =D

Honeyz: All You Gotta Google is Where da Ass At, Where da Ass At?!?!

This is My Wifey for the Time Being =]'<= (thats drool, I am drooling...)

STILL DROOLING...

L-M-A-O TIME- Grand Theft SexToy!

So on Sept. 2nd,in an small town by the name of Brownhelm Ohio an unknown male (Mr. Dumb pervert guy)rammed his NICEASS (snickers) Dodge Neon(haha!)automobile into an Adult shop by the name of AdultMart to steal a life sized sextoy of an adult star valued at a mere $150 bucks! so the scene went BOOM! SWIPE! NUT!!! CHECK IT OUT!!!



CHECK OUT THE WHOLE STORY HERE:http://tinyurl.com/le8592

-Dow Jonez

BRONX GOT PLENTY MONEY VIDEO PREMIERE!

BRONX GOT PLENTY MONEY!

DOWNLOAD SONG: http://tinyurl.com/lmrf3p
DOWNLOAD RINGTONE: http://tinyurl.com/m9ajva

FREE CRIB: MANSION EDITION MIXTAPE DROPPING AUGUST 1st!

Barz R' Us: Slaughterhouse Murking The OndaSpot Freestyle!!

These niggas got straight bars, just went straight crazy on da mic

Grand Theft Mario!!!! lmfao!!!!

This surely made my night, I'm here bored at work and i came across this video which combines Two popular video games, the innocent "Mario" and the vigilante "Grand Theft Auto." Mario is in his kart with comrade Luigi as they come to a split in the road and their ultimatum is to cut through Vice City to reach their destination.Ah man i can't get tired of this, lmfao

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"He's marinating in his own ragu!!you killed my brother!!! you sons of a bitches!!!!"

Man Attempts to Rob Store With Plant!!! LMAO!!!

This dude ran into the star wit his shirt up and a plant in his head talking bout gimme 50 dollars and got chased out by homie wit a chair, the cashier behind the counter looked tight as fuk that he aint come wit something better, lol. Check it out:

Man Attempts To Rob Store w/ A Plant LOL!

"Gimme 50 Dollars!!" ROFL

My Favorite Plastic Doll!!! [Licking Lips]

Ice-t's wife Coco is a baaaad bitch, i know he cuffin and he aint letting go either but damn!! please pretty please share!! Idk how old she is and frankly idc cuz once you look good you look good. Official T&A, Straight Black Eyed Peas wit it, BOOM BOOM POW!! Here she is just killing the Smooth Mag Photoshoot.

Air Yeezy Commercial!!!!

As we all know Rapper/fashion icon Kanye West got some kicks, AIR YEEZYS!! The official Nike commercial came out and here it is.This shit just looks straight dramatic, like a scene out of Termninator: Salvation or Lord of The Rings. Check it out below.

Irv Gotti on Eminem Being Vibe's #1 Rapper: "That Kinda Pisses Me Off a Little"

Irv Gotti says Jay-Z is better than Eminem
by yardie4lifever2

Irv has some extremely valid points BUT i feel when he elaborates on the whole battling aspect of it he comes off plain ignorant. He has an opinion on jay-z, ja-rule, and dmx battling which is cool, but he experienced that firsthand. I'm guessing he saw 8 mile and was like ok, i experienced it now but he is not going to fully understand that aspect of it unless he is actually there. As for the whole 1st single thing he couldn't supress the hate any longer,i understand, they aren't serious joints and come these songs do sound sily But they are comedic and thats a part of Eminem's off the wall personality and he has a history of following up with some phenomenal songs(ie. cleaning out my closet, stan, the way i am, when i'm gone, toy soldiers, shall i keep on?)

Official Vid: It's My Time- Fabolous (Feat. Jeremih)

Fab is basing his new album, "Loso's Way" off the motion picture "Carlito's way" which came out years ago and I like this video because it has a real cinematic theme to it(Fab's life thus being parallel to the lead character Carlito played by Al Pacino . It's pretty creative and nowadays a lot of vidoes don't really have much meaning(well the songs don't either but thats another blog and a 10 page essay coming if i keep on), so its refreshing to be able to watch an idea come to life. Oh yeah, that song at the end is bumping!!

Mizz Model: Maurshann Rene'

Browse, Browse, Browse, that's all I ever do. I came across this chick on worldstarhiphop.com shaking her rear kisser all over the place and i literally said, "hot damn, who is this chick?" I googled her and seen some nice flicks of and decided to share, Jonez No Greedy! "Mizz 5'10 wit more curves than Misses Buttersworth" (The Syrup Bottle not the actual Woman!! lol)